Justin and Internet ads

Okay, first of all, you know what I hate?

Those adds that you see when you're on a website -
ones with the grainy, ugly pictures that are all about
getting rid of cellulite or belly fat, or how to plump
your lips. you know what I'm talking about.

Just had to get that out of my system. I just want
to throw my computer at a wall sometimes.

Secondly, I am extremely annoyed with this kid at
my school... named Justin.

I wouldn't mind if he moved to Mexico. (and got Swine
Flu!) Or if he just disappeared. Or if he fell off a cliff,
though that would be horrible for his family.

He's the type that thinks everyone likes him, and when
everyone likes you no matter what, you can do whatever
you want (our culture sort of sucks) and so that's exactly
what he does.

I feel bad about being mean to him at school, though,
so me and God had a chat about how I could be nicer.

How about him moving to South Africa, God? Please?